LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS - RAM, LSI-man,BUG-rat, and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His
brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C-ta. 12 years passed
and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a
life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity atthe instigation of
her BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be installed and
that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and
due to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO
forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved
on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
RAW-wan,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, sheproposed
that he marry her. RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the
SOURCE CODE for her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping
SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan,moved by
TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew
RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM's SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan DELINKED C-ta from
her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE) to LAN-ka.
INTERVAL
RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over
the forest.They made friendship with the SYSTEM
ADMINI STRATOR of forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN
SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEBWLERS
(Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK something about C-ta. Some of them
even shouted YAHOO but they all ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES.
Several other SERACH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at
an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into
LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a
TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself
to C-ta. After DECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him
to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around C-ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the
VIRUS 'FIRE'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and
conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on
and prepared for the battle One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETED
RAM and LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted
to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
presence on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO
SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all
USERS and every one lived happily everafter
DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS - RAM, LSI-man,BUG-rat, and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His
brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C-ta. 12 years passed
and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a
life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity atthe instigation of
her BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be installed and
that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and
due to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO
forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved
on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
RAW-wan,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, sheproposed
that he marry her. RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the
SOURCE CODE for her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping
SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan,moved by
TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew
RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM's SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan DELINKED C-ta from
her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE) to LAN-ka.
INTERVAL
RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over
the forest.They made friendship with the SYSTEM
ADMINI STRATOR of forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN
SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEBWLERS
(Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK something about C-ta. Some of them
even shouted YAHOO but they all ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES.
Several other SERACH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at
an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into
LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a
TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself
to C-ta. After DECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him
to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around C-ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the
VIRUS 'FIRE'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and
conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on
and prepared for the battle One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETED
RAM and LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted
to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
presence on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO
SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all
USERS and every one lived happily everafter
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